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Hangovers are real.

Mom was right when she said...
 
Treat women with respect. Unless they're crazy bitches like Memento. :P

Dad taught me to...
 
Night with more than 7hrs sleep.

Funniest place I’ve laid pipe…
 
If that's a question about keeping my tongue or hands, I guess my hands, Robert Palmer and Palmela Handerson are too important.

If I could eat any extinct animal it would be....
 
A sabretooth tiger.

Do you have an exotic pet? I have a…
 
Nope. Just French Bulldogs.


I wish I had a bigger.....
 
Asks for money.

What you have when you have one big green ball in each hand...
 
my BJJ body. Rocking the Santa body now...

The worst Christmas gift I received was...
 
Mackeyser said:
my BJJ body. Rocking the Santa body now...

The worst Christmas gift I received was...
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A money clip. Someone was more optimistic than I was.

Best Christmas gift I ever received was...
 
Nerf soccer ball.

I played with that thing until chunks were coming out.

My favorite song is?
 
In the Air Tonight

I blamed a horrible act on someone else that I was guilty of…..
 
I told a jerkoff boyfriend of a girl I got with that she was fucking around on him so he would dump her. Turned out the MFer liked the idea so I took my leave.

Besides tits and ass, this turns my gears on a chick...
 
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