The FIRST word that comes to your mind…

[Neil039]

Fluzzy

You may have to lie about…

 

[Juice]

Mary Jane usage.

Time will only tell when..

 

[RamFan503]

Hangovers are real.

Mom was right when she said...

 

[Memento]

Treat women with respect. Unless they're crazy bitches like Memento.

Dad taught me to...

 

[dieterbrock]

Drink beer at 6am to avoid a hangover

Just once I'd like to get a...

 

[CGI_Ram]

Night with more than 7hrs sleep.

Funniest place I’ve laid pipe…

 

[Neil039]

Paddle Boat at Disney World

Keep you hands or you Tongue….

 

[badnews]

If that's a question about keeping my tongue or hands, I guess my hands, Robert Palmer and Palmela Handerson are too important.

If I could eat any extinct animal it would be....

 

[Memento]

A sabretooth tiger.

Do you have an exotic pet? I have a…

 

[Dodgersrf]

Nope. Just French Bulldogs.


I wish I had a bigger.....

 

[snackdaddy]

Boat

Because that big thing in the water wants to

 

[Dodgersrf]

Capsize.


I'm really good at...

 

[dieterbrock]

Not being good at anything

I friggin hate when I get an email that

 

[RamFan503]

Asks for money.

What you have when you have one big green ball in each hand...

 

[Neil039]

Gangrene

Last body I lost was…

 

[Mackeyser]

my BJJ body. Rocking the Santa body now...

The worst Christmas gift I received was...

 

[snackdaddy]

my BJJ body. Rocking the Santa body now...

The worst Christmas gift I received was...

A money clip. Someone was more optimistic than I was.

Best Christmas gift I ever received was...

 

[CGI_Ram]

Nerf soccer ball.

I played with that thing until chunks were coming out.

My favorite song is?

 

[Neil039]

In the Air Tonight

I blamed a horrible act on someone else that I was guilty of…..

 

[RamFan503]

I told a jerkoff boyfriend of a girl I got with that she was fucking around on him so he would dump her. Turned out the MFer liked the idea so I took my leave.

Besides tits and ass, this turns my gears on a chick...