That's basically what golf is to me.
1. Tee off and get the ball as close to the green as possible.
2. Get the ball in the little hole with limited tries as possible.
3. Flag Down the mobile bar for a mai tai.
There was one instance when my ball landed in the sand trap and I forgot to smooth it out, I did see the rake but I assumed the grounds crew forgot it so I just moved on. The group behind us (especially one anal retentive individual) was barking up a storm, and my pal went over and explained I didn't know the rules as it was my first time. If he had asked nicely and explained to me the rules I would have went back and smoothed it out, but I just politely walked away and left it the way it was.... My way of quietly saying "tough shit asshole."
I golfed a 105 the first and only time I golfed 18 holes with my buddies and they were impressed... Hell I didn't even know they were keeping score. I was confused by the iron selection so I just used three irons. The only one I was familiar with was the wood that looked like a boxing glove, only because I would go driving with my friends at the City of Industry driving range up on Puente Hills.
Only reason I even played because my wife wanted to go with the other wives and enjoy the Country Club side of it, and we were in Arizona for the Rams game, so I really didn't have anything else to do. But one thing for sure, I will never watch golf on TV.