RUMOR The Cowboys are winning the SB

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kurtfaulk

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Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.

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Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.

Always good to hear from Rynie. Bro... you'd make a great Ram fan.
 

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How far out in the future are you from? Must be wild times that far in the future. Do they still have sandwiches?
 

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Clearly, you don't know about the true power of consuming the blood of innocent children.
This guy named Q explained it all to me.
We're going to storm a pizza parlor without a basement.
Who's with me !?!
 

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Mike McCarthy has just been trolling everyone up until now. This season he leads us to 17-0, and that 6th Super Bowl. We've already started planning the parade. It's mapped out.
 

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Mike McCarthy has just been trolling everyone up until now. This season he leads us to 17-0, and that 6th Super Bowl. We've already started planning the parade. It's mapped out.
Please don’t advertise the parade route in Dallas, nothing good comes from it.
 

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McCarthy & Zimmer give Dallas two top third coordinators. They have talent too. So it is possible.

What happens though if they draw SF or another team with a stout run game. Dallas always feels like a defense that hates doing the work vs the run.