There is a man named "Taint" ?
Might as well name your kid Labia.
His name is not "Taint". It's "Ta te". It's just that our site censored the surname of a former Seattle receiver named Golden "Ta te" because he was a grade-A asshole.
While I can get behind some censoring, Golden's been out of the league for a while, and the surname is common enough to make it...unnecessary.