I hate the 49ers. Having been born and bred in Northern California, it is a hate that has grown in my guts, like some viscous alien parasite. It has been known to burst forth, and cause me to lash out at people who's only crime was to ask, "Hey, see that 9er game yesterday?", or "How bout them 9ers!" A bunch of bandwagon jumpin, no-football knowin, ugly-ass jersey wearin dilletantes, whiner fans make me physically ill, and/or homicidal. I wouldn't piss on one to put em out if they was on fire. Fuck Montana, fuck Rice, fuck TO, and especially fuck Norton. Triple fuck Harbaugh, I hope he get west nile virus. Fuck Steve Young, hope those concussions catch up soon, you condescending asshole. Fuck overrated Bill Walsh, too.
Did I mention I hate the 9ers?