So this is going to sound implausible to some, but I don't eat fruits or vegetables and I don't drink water.
Plain water is, well it's not bad but it's unpleasant. I drink sweet tea, coffee, juice, and soda.
Honestly, plain water is the only thing I drink, so I guess that makes us opposites. It's not to stay healthy or anything like that either; I just don't like anything other than plain water (that flavored/sparkling crap can get the fuck out of here; that shit's not water).