Can't Nelly come up with a tune?
Nastyville Nasties kickin up dust
Lookin for another QB pumpkin to bust
Coming to your favorite gridiron rectangle
Seeking to wreck your RB's ankle
Shotgun, roll right, roll left, 3 step drop
It don't matter, your QB's ass is gonna plop
Play action, pump fake, try and hide, you might
It won't matter, the backup QB will have to play tonight
The Nastyville Nasties are coming in like QUINN
Nothing on their mind but WIN WIN WIN
You gotta be telling yourself it won't be LONG
Before these Nasty's will be singing this kick-ass song
Might as well go buy yourselves some retirement rockers
Cause you gonna wanna quit after being buried by BROCKERS
After the Nasties are done,you may have to work for Ronald McDonald
Because we have a new Nasty and his name is DONALD!
Somebody fine tune that and put it to a beat!