For all of you with your profanity filter turned off. FUCK YOU ICED. And I say that in the nicest way possible. Dickhead dickhead dickhead.
Y'know, my sister was born on April 1st. You'd think after more than 40 years of pulling pranks on her (including today when I called her at 7am about her dog barking and waking me up - she doesn't own a dog), I'd be wise to this. But NO. I gotta go all hook, line, and sinker.