Things that have happened since Kurt Warner last played an NFL game:
- Jason Smith's career
- THREE Fast & Furious movies
- Justin Bieber's career
- All but the first season of "Breaking Bad"
- Tom Brady got old
- The full Sam Bradford epic
- Two Rams coaching changes
- Planking became a thing and then ceased to be a thing
- Tebowing became a thing and then ceased to be a thing
- LeBron James played an entire (shortened) contract with the Heat, won 2 NBA Championships, and went back to the Cavs
- The whole Charlie Sheen affair happened
- People forgot why they cared about Charlie Sheen