That's fucking HILARIOUS. Perfect timing. I don't think even interpretive dance can express how much I hate eagles fans. The only time I've ever almost got into a fight was against an Eagles fan. We had a pole in the ground at our tailgate with a stuffed eagle hanging from a noose on it. The eagles fans next to us were actually cool, and we were chopping it up with them. When it came time to go into the game and pack up, one of their guys grabbed the pole, ran off with it, and threw it in the street. It wasn't even about the rivalry at that point. That dude disrespected us BIG TIME by doing that right in front of our faces. I started running after him the second he grabbed the pole, and my friends started running after me (lol). I was livid. It was a Thanksgiving game. I was kind of drunk, so I grabbed all our turkey dressing and other shit, and just completely covered the front of their truck and windshield with it. It was childish, but I don't care.