Micah Parsons traded to Green Bay

[Loyal]

You realize his whole thing is a skit, right?

Not all of the time.

 

[Jacobarch]

My god i came back to this thread and Bradford somehow got brought up.

 

[Tumak61]

Parsons may be dealing with back issues.

 

[Snaz]

Parsons may be dealing with back issues.

Not May. Definitely is.

 

[Tumak61]

Not May. Definitely is.

Packers may have just sunk their franchise for the next few years.

 

[Merlin]

Did Jerruh just pull an old man "fast one" on the Fudgepackers?

 

[Mojo Ram]

Did Jerruh just pull an old man "fast one" on the Fudgepackers?

 

[André]

It's not always fun and glory holes.
--- Jerruh

 

[Merlin]

Oh the tales Jerruh's tour bus could tell. Hookers, whiskey and viagra.

 

[thirteen28]

My god i came back to this thread and Bradford somehow got brought up.

I actually stated using his name to describe personal injury at one point. For example, once my knee started really having some serious pain and I described it as “my knee has gone all Sam Bradford on me.”

 

[thirteen28]

Last year the Rams were still dealing with injuries when they played Green Bay.

Same in ‘23 and ‘22.

 

[RamFan503]

I need someone who knows Dak's contract to tell me what it looks like for them to get out of it

.... and in that scenario, I do think that Rams would consider him. Don't @ me!!!!!

What on earth makes you think the Rams would consider Dak? I’m asking seriously.

 

[thirteen28]

I know, just reading his posts in the morning makes me say wtf? In the evenings after a 6 pack or 2 and a few bong hits they actually do become entertaining, albeit still confusing.

I mean, how hard can it be?

We all know the river smells like chocolate on Tuesday because the sky bends downward to the tomato tree which looks like Thursday in France during a skedaddle contest of orcs blowing pianos that taste like internet bandwidth on milk bombs.

WTF is so difficult to understand? Sheesh ...

 

[WestCoastRam]

What on earth makes you think the Rams would consider Dak? I’m asking seriously.

Okay, let's put aside the contract issues:

1) Prescott is a top 15 QB with seasons in the top 10, as late as 2023 he lead NFL in TDs and had the 2nd highest EPA per dropback
2) He's never had a good play caller the entire time he's been in Dallas, he's often had to press (makes mistakes there) to make plays
3) His supporting cast at skill positions have been severely lacking, often only having 1 good target and a bunch of also rans
4) He's still got a very good arm and mobility
5) He's never been in the Shanahan/McVay system and I think if he were to come here (not realistic) McVay would return to diverse play-action scheme which would set him free

That being said, I don't super love him this late into his career and would only take him for a 2-3 season rental. He certainly hasn't willed his team to wins in the postseason but not many QBs can and I'm not sure I put it all on him, he's really lacked support when it comes to weapons and playcalling.

BTW, his career passer rating (I don't love this stat) is actually better than Staffords!

 

[RamFan503]

Probably? Then again I’ll never be old enough to remember it either.
Sometimes dumb is just dumb.I’ll need a lot of hints.

I remember that Herschel Walker trade.TALK ABOUT DUMB & it’s not even The TRADE!! He just be DUMB,even makes me feel smart.The crazier thing is the dumb people who think he isn’t imo. They know who they are.
—Jerry Jones helped Stan get to SOFI. I followed and called that.Just from being a fly on the wall from whatever crap came out of that vote ? The RAMS(BACK) moving to LOS ANGELES.

There might be a reason the Chargers only pay ONE DOLLAR (not TOO). to rent SOFI from STAN KRONKE!! NFL revenue

What know - before I started posting here ?? I believe,or maybe changed my hashtag?? It was trade
SJ39. That was when DALLAS needed a RB.The Cowboys had TOO FIRST Round PICKS. Thought if your going to hold SJ39 out again you might as well trade him.

I can go back to my thoughts on Drafts & trade values.Les Snead dials up FIRST Round PICKS in the 5th rd. SO - F” them picks!!!

By the way,my hope was The Rams trade for Parsons if he was going to play without the Extension.He still was under contract.It was before the 2025 draft & The Rams not having the FALCONS FIRST.

—Today (AMERICA) gets to see
THE ARCH - how Kool if The Rams were still in Saint Louis to draft this KID. I’m not a FAN of his.I follow the story (BS),about The RAMS TRADING the TOO FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICKS.

Still was hoping still The Rams midseason might be able to trade for him.Now there’s no hope.Still I can see The Rams finding something if needed before the trade deadline & needs to be a certain type player.The Rams are stacked,healthy & have excellent depth - imo

just hope I can keep my wits a little bit longer.

Do you though? We like you just the way you are.

Cheers man.

 

[thirteen28]

That's because you've been smoking gorgonzola from a tire iron.

 

[Allen2McVay]

I mean, how hard can it be?

We all know the river smells like chocolate on Tuesday because the sky bends downward to the tomato tree which looks like Thursday in France during a skedaddle contest of orcs blowing pianos that taste like internet bandwidth on milk bombs.

WTF is so difficult to understand? Sheesh ...

 

[Allen2McVay]

Probably? Then again I’ll never be old enough to remember it either.
Sometimes dumb is just dumb.I’ll need a lot of hints.

I remember that Herschel Walker trade.TALK ABOUT DUMB & it’s not even The TRADE!! He just be DUMB,even makes me feel smart.The crazier thing is the dumb people who think he isn’t imo. They know who they are.
—Jerry Jones helped Stan get to SOFI. I followed and called that.Just from being a fly on the wall from whatever crap came out of that vote ? The RAMS(BACK) moving to LOS ANGELES.

There might be a reason the Chargers only pay ONE DOLLAR (not TOO). to rent SOFI from STAN KRONKE!! NFL revenue

What know - before I started posting here ?? I believe,or maybe changed my hashtag?? It was trade
SJ39. That was when DALLAS needed a RB.The Cowboys had TOO FIRST Round PICKS. Thought if your going to hold SJ39 out again you might as well trade him.

I can go back to my thoughts on Drafts & trade values.Les Snead dials up FIRST Round PICKS in the 5th rd. SO - F” them picks!!!

By the way,my hope was The Rams trade for Parsons if he was going to play without the Extension.He still was under contract.It was before the 2025 draft & The Rams not having the FALCONS FIRST.

—Today (AMERICA) gets to see
THE ARCH - how Kool if The Rams were still in Saint Louis to draft this KID. I’m not a FAN of his.I follow the story (BS),about The RAMS TRADING the TOO FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICKS.

Still was hoping still The Rams midseason might be able to trade for him.Now there’s no hope.Still I can see The Rams finding something if needed before the trade deadline & needs to be a certain type player.The Rams are stacked,healthy & have excellent depth - imo

 

[So Ram]

Do you though? We like you just the way you are.

Cheers man.

There’s a lot there. Don’t expect anyone to know what it ALL means.There’s bits & piece.

I don’t even want to reread it.I do know my thoughts in my head on THE LIFE of a RAMS FAN!!

In away I wish I would have just played beach volleyball each SUNDAY smoking weed & drinking beers. Would have been way better off,but watching sports,but hanging with Kool people & relationships.

My LIFE has moments I should’ve been better & more caring.I LOVE church,SO I’m blessed. Watching the LBER group & prayer on The Grind was Totally KOOL!! I’m looking forward to the group to succeed as the rest of The Rams Players.

 

[RamFan503]

Okay, let's put aside the contract issues:

1) Prescott is a top 15 QB with seasons in the top 10, as late as 2023 he lead NFL in TDs and had the 2nd highest EPA per dropback
2) He's never had a good play caller the entire time he's been in Dallas, he's often had to press (makes mistakes there) to make plays
3) His supporting cast at skill positions have been severely lacking, often only having 1 good target and a bunch of also rans
4) He's still got a very good arm and mobility
5) He's never been in the Shanahan/McVay system and I think if he were to come here (not realistic) McVay would return to diverse play-action scheme which would set him free

That being said, I don't super love him this late into his career and would only take him for a 2-3 season rental. He certainly hasn't willed his team to wins in the postseason but not many QBs can and I'm not sure I put it all on him, he's really lacked support when it comes to weapons and playcalling.

BTW, his career passer rating (I don't love this stat) is actually better than Staffords!

1 He’s a stat padder for sure.
2 He had McCarthy who was no slouch as an OC and QB coach. He also had Garrett who was not a very good HC but was a damn good OC and QB coach
3 Zeke in his prime, Dez Bryant, Cole Beasley, Jason Witten, Terrance Williams, Amari Cooper, Tavon Austin, Michael Gallup, Randall Cobb…. The dude’s cupboards were not exactly bare, plus he had THE best O-line in football for several years.
4 He has an OK arm and is NOT very elusive anymore
5 True

So you think McVay is going to want to take on a truly mediocre QB that has only gotten his team into the playoffs 3 times with very mixed results with some pretty good talent on both sides of the ball so he can have him for a couple seasons?

Dak is Kirk Cousins with slightly better legs. No thank you.