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Selassie I said:
Payback time.


We have serious pranks at my office. Maybe a few of these might give you some payback ideas...

I'm terrified of spiders. So,,, some of my beloved employees put 4 very large and hairy live tarantulas in my desk drawer. The fuckers came running and jumping out... one of them got on me.

I put a 18ft burmese python in the main culprit's office as payback. She is obviously scared of snakes. This thing coiled up under her desk. I watched her go into her office waiting for her to come running out and scream. Well,,, she sat at her desk for about 10 minutes before the snake started climbing up the side of her desk where her phone was. She shot out of there like Usain Bolt.

Make them PAY !
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Lmao.
That would scare the hell out of me too!
 
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It's funny cause it's true! I almost never see throw backs or pre 2012 jerseys.
 
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Selassie I said:
Payback time.


We have serious pranks at my office. Maybe a few of these might give you some payback ideas...

I'm terrified of spiders. So,,, some of my beloved employees put 4 very large and hairy live tarantulas in my desk drawer. The fuckers came running and jumping out... one of them got on me.

I put a 18ft burmese python in the main culprit's office as payback. She is obviously scared of snakes. This thing coiled up under her desk. I watched her go into her office waiting for her to come running out and scream. Well,,, she sat at her desk for about 10 minutes before the snake started climbing up the side of her desk where her phone was. She shot out of there like Usain Bolt.

Make them PAY !
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The hell do you get an 18ft Python?

It's funny. I can't stand spiders. They make my skin crawl. All of them except tarantulas for some reason. They were everywhere when I was a kid. I guess I just got used to them.
 
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How would you even CARRY an 18-foot python? I'd think it would weigh over 100-lbs. or so. . .
 
Selassie I said:
Payback time.


We have serious pranks at my office. Maybe a few of these might give you some payback ideas...

I'm terrified of spiders. So,,, some of my beloved employees put 4 very large and hairy live tarantulas in my desk drawer. The fuckers came running and jumping out... one of them got on me.

I put a 18ft burmese python in the main culprit's office as payback. She is obviously scared of snakes. This thing coiled up under her desk. I watched her go into her office waiting for her to come running out and scream. Well,,, she sat at her desk for about 10 minutes before the snake started climbing up the side of her desk where her phone was. She shot out of there like Usain Bolt.

Make them PAY !
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Where the heck do you work...at the zoo? :unsure:

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rams2050 said:
How would you even CARRY an 18-foot python? I'd think it would weigh over 100-lbs. or so. . .
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The owner had one of those dog crates for a large dog. The kind that is plastic with a metal cage door on the front.

Flipped it up on end so the door was on top. Put the snake in tail first and rolled her in like a garden hose. Close cage door.

It was very heavy. 2 guys carried it in and out.
 
RamFan503 said:
The hell do you get an 18ft Python?

It's funny. I can't stand spiders. They make my skin crawl. All of them except tarantulas for some reason. They were everywhere when I was a kid. I guess I just got used to them.
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I know a guy who breeds them. You don't want to know what they feed em.
 
Selassie I said:
I know a guy who breeds them. You don't want to know what they feed em.
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Probably bigger than the rats we fed our Ball Python. There are a couple dogs across the street that would make a nice appetizer. If only.
 
You should literally shit on all that and take a picture of it along with the shitstains when you wipe your ass with it. Thank them for the free toilet paper
 
File a complaint that they're creating a hostile work environment. ;)
 
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Probably bigger than the rats we fed our Ball Python. There are a couple dogs across the street that would make a nice appetizer. If only.
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First, let me make it clear that the guy who breeds these snakes is not a "friend" of mine. He was actually a student at my school. He offered to bring in the snake for me when he heard about what had happened to me with the fucking tarantulas. Anyway,,, funny that you mention dogs. Apparently, he got the snake from a whack job who could no longer handle or afford it because of how big it had grown. He told me the guy had actually been feeding it some stray dogs. Jesus. The new owner didn't do that... he feed it small goats of all things.
 
Get even, become their boss and watch them sweat.
 
Remind them that Austin Davis has a perfect career record against them. Hang a picture of him in your office and label it "Hawk Killer."
 
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Truly awful bit if bullying there. Get signed off for stress and report the offenders to HR.
 
Ahhhhh suddenly life here in Seattle isn't to bad :) except for the fact that some people around my work are already talking next years Super bowl...
 
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