I'm afraid you're all wrong,
I've heard from an inside source that, working with this possibility in mind, Ram's team alchemists have been busy fashioning a homunculus (6'5", 240) that when completed will be turned over to Ram's team mediums who will hold a seance to raise the ghost of Norm Van Brocklin and channel him into said homunculus.
In an NFL first marketing move, the team will apparently sell the naming rights to our new franchise QB.
According to my source, the current front-runner for a name is Budweiser Van Wal-Mart, although I believe this is subject to change.