Farting Dust
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Mari and I on my 50th in Freeport.
You just hit your prime , trust me.
Happy Birthday George.
Happy Birthday and Fathers Day to the pops. I know you are enjoying yourself down in the keys, be there with you soon.
HHappy birthday my friend!!! Here is my gift to you!!!
Happy birthday - and welcome to the other side of the hill!!
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"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it don't matter."
Satchel Page
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Satchel Page
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bwdenverram
Legend
Damn it man I can't believe I missed this. Happy belated birthday brother!
shaunpinney
Hall of Fame
Yamahopper
Hall of Fame
Put in another 10 and then you got it made. Happy birthday.
Tips for the new members of the "Over 50" club. Everyone please feel free to add to this list. Jorge might need the help being a rookie to the club and all.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Don't get your Viagra and Rogaine pills mixed up ( Hairy crotch and spike hair are side effects)
4. Utilize morning pee-hards as much as possible.
5. Have roll of toilet paper in all vehicles you use.
6. Re-wipes are not a problem. They are just standard operating procedures now.
7.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Don't get your Viagra and Rogaine pills mixed up ( Hairy crotch and spike hair are side effects)
4. Utilize morning pee-hards as much as possible.
5. Have roll of toilet paper in all vehicles you use.
6. Re-wipes are not a problem. They are just standard operating procedures now.
7.
George, I am really sorry to have missed this. Every time we have gotten together has been a blast. As the saying goes no great story starts with "I'll just have some water !!!!
So a belated Happy Birthday to some I call a friend, and dont give a rats ass what you call me !!!!
So a belated Happy Birthday to some I call a friend, and dont give a rats ass what you call me !!!!
Thats bullshit... I'm getting younger every day !!!
must have forgotten number 7
7. A colonoscopy is not your friend. No matter the results.
8. Give yourself your own testosterone shot.
9. Beer goggles do come in bifocals.
#7(?) You are about to realize, not only women go thru " Men-a-pause"!