I'll admit that Rain Maker is way cooler than Chocolate Rain - but where are you going to get a catchy song that can be played over and over again in the Ed like I have?
Sorry, bro. I gotta agree with the dude above. That's not catchy. That's just straight up painful cheese.
Just play the Jaws theme super loud.
Or, play Matchbox 20's "Real World."
Go from
"I wonder what it's like to be the rainmaker
I wonder what it's like to know that I make the rain
I'd store it in boxes with little yellow tags on everyone
And you can come see them when I'm...done, when I'm
Done "
Into the Jaws theme. Catch phrase can be "Donald don't need to wonder. Donald IS the MF-ing RAINMAKER!"
Yellow tags being body bag tags for all the players that get carted off after facing the Rams D.