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Memento

Memento

Your (Somewhat) Friendly Neighborhood Authoress.
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Elmgrovegnome said:
"Don't talk to me about character concerns, Les. All I want to know is how high he can jump and how fast he is, damnit!" -Jeff Fisher
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"He has the body of Adonis! He's sculpted like fucking God Almighty made him out of clay! Let's draft him at #2 overall!"

"But Coach, Jake Matthews is right the-"

"And the bubble butt! Don't forget the bubble butt! Draft him, Les! DO IT!"

"But the guy's going to wash out of the league by 2020 and end up becoming a weed dealer and-"

"I SAID 'DRAFT HIM', GODDAMMIT!"

A conversation between Jeff Fisher and Les Snead, captured in secret by yours truly. Don't ask how I got the tape recorder.
 
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