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snackdaddy

snackdaddy

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Selassie I said:
I can tell you this... they are huge and powerful... and at least one of them has the hots for me. LOL
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RamFan503

RamFan503

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Selassie I said:
Dolphins are out of control horny. It's crazy.

Yes... they have actually raped humans too. Sounds nutz, but it's true.

I didn't get raped by one, but I was assaulted. So I have experienced how crazed they are first hand. There's a place down in Marathon (one of the islands in the Keys) called the Dolphin Research Center. They offer a dolphin experience that is very hard to find. Unlike the common dolphin experiences that allow people to stand in the water with them and maybe pet and touch a dolphin... they have a dolphin encounter that allows a person to grab ahold of the dorsal fins of 2 dolphins and then they pull you around like you're skiing. One dolphin on each side of you and you have a dorsal fin in each hand. They pull you ass around fast and it's like you're body surfing.

Well, only one of the dolphins was following instructions when I took a turn. The other apparently took a liking to me. Instead of offering the dorsal fin to me, it decided to start biting at my feet and leg. They bite other dolphins they are attracted to is what the trainer was telling me. So I got pulled around by one dolphin while the other was completely disobeying the trainer and nibbled at me like a freak. The trainers were shocked by this because they said this dolphin had never done that before. I never thought to ask if the fucker was male or female. I can tell you this... they are huge and powerful... and at least one of them has the hots for me. LOL
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Oh it was male. I assure you. :evil:
 
AvengerRam

AvengerRam

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Selassie I said:
Dolphins are out of control horny. It's crazy.

Yes... they have actually raped humans too. Sounds nutz, but it's true.

I didn't get raped by one, but I was assaulted. So I have experienced how crazed they are first hand. There's a place down in Marathon (one of the islands in the Keys) called the Dolphin Research Center. They offer a dolphin experience that is very hard to find. Unlike the common dolphin experiences that allow people to stand in the water with them and maybe pet and touch a dolphin... they have a dolphin encounter that allows a person to grab ahold of the dorsal fins of 2 dolphins and then they pull you around like you're skiing. One dolphin on each side of you and you have a dorsal fin in each hand. They pull you ass around fast and it's like you're body surfing.

Well, only one of the dolphins was following instructions when I took a turn. The other apparently took a liking to me. Instead of offering the dorsal fin to me, it decided to start biting at my feet and leg. They bite other dolphins they are attracted to is what the trainer was telling me. So I got pulled around by one dolphin while the other was completely disobeying the trainer and nibbled at me like a freak. The trainers were shocked by this because they said this dolphin had never done that before. I never thought to ask if the fucker was male or female. I can tell you this... they are huge and powerful... and at least one of them has the hots for me. LOL
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And, to make matters worse, it never called after that hookup.
 
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