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Just read that the Niners won’t get picks for losing Salah to Tennessee as there is a requirement that he is with the team for 2 years to be eligible for compensation.
So, more good news for us and more shit news for them! What a wonderful day.
So, more good news for us and more shit news for them! What a wonderful day.
Shitters window slamming shut. Ratboy sure had an impressive roster a couple years ago but didn’t have the leadership skills to turn it into a Lombardi. I hate everything associated with that organization but I respect Purdy and McC.
Aiyuk just couldn’t bring himself to work his shift at the glory hOle at Taylleywackers.
Niners to look into 'everything,' including substation theory
Niners GM John Lynch said the team will look into "everything" to find out why injuries continue to pile up year after year, including an investigation into the viral electrical substation conspiracy theory.
They think prolonged exposure of EMF from the station might be causing their injury woes. Just looking into the possibility.
The story is, "it can't be our training process. We're the 49ers". I submit it's not their training process. It's not the substation proximity. It's fucking karma!!!! They've been one of the dirtiest teams in the league for years and karma is kicking back at them.
And Lynch's quote...."The fact of the matter is injuries are a part of this game," Lynch said. "What we strive to do is never to eliminate injuries, but to mitigate injuries. And I think we have a lot of good processes. We'll challenge them all. And that process has begun. It never frankly stopped. But yes, we'll look at everything, and we'll examine everything.".....really has me baffled. I guess I'd have to be a Stanford grad to make sense of it.
'We strive to never eliminate injuries...." ....What????
"That process has begun....it never frankly stopped"....WTF???
Too many head to head collisions with big running backs????
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Niners to look into 'everything,' including substation theory
Niners GM John Lynch said the team will look into "everything" to find out why injuries continue to pile up year after year, including an investigation into the viral electrical substation conspiracy theory.www.espn.com
I was going to say its not because of the substation its because they are friggin homos
Apologies for insulting homos by comparing them to 49ers
Apologies for insulting homos by comparing them to 49ers
Vaginitis outbreak?
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If you put them in a lineup I would have no idea who or what i was looking at lmao.
Surprised at the order, and surprised how many lady owners there are.
I don't know about injuries to the body, but prolonged exposure to EMF can cause neurological issues. Like dizziness and fatigue.
Don't know how current this is. I just saw Stan Kroenke's net worth is about $26 billion as of 2026. His wife's net worth is around $13 billion.