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I already caught it for the TD. Where you guys been? You didn't see the shuffle?
 
Huh? See how fast I am? You didn't even see me. Call me Flash.
 
RamFan503 said:
I already caught it for the TD. Where you guys been? You didn't see the shuffle?
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CGI_Ram said:
Alright everyone... training camp is over. I hope you’ve been getting ready!

Here is how this works...
  1. I will initiate the game by hiking the ball.
  2. By announcing who has the ball, that person is responsible for describing what happens next, handing off commentary to another player.
  3. So on and so forth.
That’s it. Be creative. Involve others. Talk shit.

As example;

I simply write... “@CGI_Ram hikes the ball to @Selassie I.”

@Selassie I calls the next event by replying... “@Selassie I drops back to pass, is forced outside the pocket by @RamFan503 who is limping badly.”

@RamFan503 then replies next in the thread. Adding to the play. Handing off commentary to another player.

Let’s see how good we can screw this up...

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GAME ON!

@CGI_Ram hikes the ball to @RamDino

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Okay... @RamFan503 caught the TD. Pulled his pants down and mooned @Memento. Beginners luck. Credit @RamDino for the pass.

Let’s snap the ball again.

@RamDino has the mojo going. Give him another play to set the game in motion.

Rules above.

Ball has been hiked to @RamDino
 
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CGI_Ram said:
Okay... @RamFan503 caught the TD. Pulled his pants down and mooned @Memento. Beginners luck. Credit @RamDino for the pass.

Let’s snap the ball again.

@RamDino has the mojo going. Give him another play to set the game in motion.

Rules above.

Ball has been hiked to @RamDino
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Okay, D, I want a single high safety over @RamFan503 , disguised as zone coverage. Take his head off the next play, and I'll pay a bounty for it; nobody moons me without suffering consequences.
 
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Memento said:
Okay, D, I want a single high safety over @RamFan503 , disguised as zone coverage. Take his head off the next play, and I'll pay a bounty for it; nobody moons me without suffering consequences.
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I'm open..... AGAIN! Pshaw... It's Hammer time cuz... na na na nant Can't Touch This.
 
HC Bubba calls newly invented super secret super play. Statue of Liberty, double end around, Halfback option.

Play fails miserably. Players all fall down from exertion. Double timeout called.
 
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OK... For those of you that didn't see the play....

Ram Dino drops back and surveys the field. The crowd can't help but think WTF is the pass rush? Suddenly he sees 503 blow by @IBruce80 and streak down the field WIDE open. Dino delivers a terrific pass with touch - MAN that thing must have been in the air 60 yards! 503 reaches up and plucks the ball out of the air and cruises into the end zone where team mate @T-REX is already waiting to do the shuffle. WOW! How the hell did T get there so fast. Man does this team have speed!

Wait! What's this? 503 is over on the opposing sideline. Oh no he's not! He is! He's mooning the coach! Dude has balls! I bet @Memento wants to take his head clean off.
 
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CGI_Ram said:
Word is... It's only because @IBruce80 refused to put down his beer. He ran the whole way, beer in hand.

That's the word on the street...

So, technically... a solid play by @IBruce80 !
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OK... I'll admit that I put mine down on the sideline before finishing the play. But I had to do kind of a tricky maneuver to drop it and keep it upright so I wouldn't technically touch the sideline.
 
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Ok... RamDino drops back, he pauses for a moment, bends over... looks like he is trying to catch his breath... and hands off to RamBall on a draw play, just before keeling over. Looks like he may have torn his ACL on that play. Not sure how, but it doesn't look good for the aging veteran. His teammates help him off the field... unfortunately, the fans are cheering.
 
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I scream at the fans for being classless asshats, wheeling my chair over to them...before it tips over, and I'm like a turtle on its back. :P
 
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RamDino said:
Ok... RamDino drops back, he pauses for a moment, bends over... looks like he is trying to catch his breath... and hands off to RamBall on a draw play, just before keeling over. Looks like he may have torn his ACL on that play. Not sure how, but it doesn't look good for the aging veteran. His teammates help him off the field... unfortunately, the fans are cheering.
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Rumor has it the injury was sustained because he tripped when his pants dropped to his knees. This was because IBruce80 snuck into his room the night before the game and stole his suspenders.

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RamDino said:
Ok... RamDino drops back, he pauses for a moment, bends over... looks like he is trying to catch his breath... and hands off to RamBall on a draw play, just before keeling over. Looks like he may have torn his ACL on that play. Not sure how, but it doesn't look good for the aging veteran. His teammates help him off the field... unfortunately, the fans are cheering.
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@RamBall smokin a fatty on the sideline to numb the pain...

...tosses ball to @ozarkram to finish the play...

@ozarkram with the ball.
 
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CGI_Ram said:
@RamBall smokin a fatty on the sideline to numb the pain...
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Sorry fans! CGI mixin' up the numbers.. it was RamDino who left the game (thankfully)... and its RamDino smokin' the fatty on the sidelines and handing them out to his teammates.
 
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