Actually, it was Brady who didn't take long to influence the Raiders org.
I know you're joking, but the topic is a serious one when you consider that Brady will be working with a broadcast team every week that gets insider access to team practices, etc, before games they cover. As a part owner, he won't be allowed access himself, but he'll be around those who do. Do you trust them/him not to share special plays, etc. that the media guys get to see ? I don't.
And I actually wouldn't be the least surprised to find out the iPad thief was a Raiders fan who thought he might be able to sell it to the team. World's dumbest criminal level stuff, but wouldn't be at all surprising. I had to stop employees on several occasions from putting tabasco in coffee, etc, of visiting sports stars who ate at a restaurant where I worked . Nobody likes talking shizzle about opponents & their fans before a game more than me, but there's a clear line.
ps Why don't Raider fans like reverse cowgirl ? Because you don't turn your back on family.