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Ground Chuck

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You haven't missed anything.
Are you kidding? The little mini grates, soggy with milk, collapsing as you chew, slightly sweet, with slices of banana (evenly sliced thin - 1/4" thickness, not too ripe, al-dente banana) No added sugar though. Added sugar is for small kids and pussies.

Merlin, what were you, some sort of fruity pebbles guy?? I'm just sick right now.
 

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The only thing Life cereal was good for was hiding the sugar in my bowl of milk.
 

Ground Chuck

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Life cereal

As a Mike often called Mikey I never ate it.

That would be my assessment as well. The shit was soggy as soon as the milk hit it.

The only thing Life cereal was good for was hiding the sugar in my bowl of milk.
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Selassie I

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I don't like cereal period, but when I did eat it I would have Life. That stuff is really the only one for me. I could go the rest of my life and never eat cereal again and I'd never miss it.

I hate eating any kind of breakfast anyway, unless I'm on vacation and we have some in the late morning with a bloody.
 

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I don't like cereal period, but when I did eat it I would have Life. That stuff is really the only one for me. I could go the rest of my life and never eat cereal again and I'd never miss it.

I hate eating any kind of breakfast anyway, unless I'm on vacation and we have some in the late morning with a bloody.
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Merlin

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Merlin, what were you, some sort of fruity pebbles guy?? I'm just sick right now.
Fruity pebbles used to be great. But now they're all made like rice krispies, the consistency of them is different.

Also the sugary cereals lose their luster when you have to use skim or 1% milk. So I only eat the healthy shit now like frosted mini wheats.
 

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In all seriousness a late night bowl of granola cereal with Heavy whipping cream is amazing.
Fruity pebbles used to be great. But now they're all made like rice krispies, the consistency of them is different.

Also the sugary cereals lose their luster when you have to use skim or 1% milk. So I only eat the healthy shit now like frosted mini wheats.
Frosted Mini Wheats used to be my go-to cereal in the '80's.

I was actually shocked to learn that @Loyal puts pineapple on his mini-wheats
 

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I don't like cereal period, but when I did eat it I would have Life. That stuff is really the only one for me. I could go the rest of my life and never eat cereal again and I'd never miss it.

I hate eating any kind of breakfast anyway, unless I'm on vacation and we have some in the late morning with a bloody.
I don’t eat cereal for breakfast, but I will have someone as a snack.

On another note.
What the hell?
No bacon, chorizo, sausage or eggs?
Wtf?
 

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I don’t eat cereal for breakfast, but I will have someone as a snack.

On another note.
What the hell?
No bacon, chorizo, sausage or eggs?
Wtf?


I love bacon, chorizo, and sausage... but as I've gotten older, I won't eat eggs unless they're cooked into something like a baked product. The smell of eggs makes me gag now. It wasn't always like that though because my Mom and Grandmother used to make them for me all the time for breakfast and I liked them.

Up until the last few years I always enjoyed having a lightly fried (sunny side up) egg on my sandwiches... the liquid yolk was heaven for me. I also enjoyed having Huevos Rancheros for breakfast at a few different restaurants too.

Now... eggs just disgust me. Starting with the smell and also the taste and texture. That is really the only food item that has ever gone from me really enjoying them to hating them. I don't know how to explain it... but my brain and senses tell me HELL NO to them now.

But I've really never liked eating breakfast of any kind. I don't really get hungry until about 2pm every day. My siblings love cereal... but I have never really liked it very much. I skip desserts too basically always. I will eat cherry pie (hot) with vanilla ice-cream and a good quality key-lime pie, but I won't eat cakes of any kind. I don't have a sweet tooth at all. It wouldn't bother me if I never ate any kind of dessert again period.