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Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?
 
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Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?
Burn it safely and stealthily, tell no one, pray this drives a wedge between them, pay for it in 10 years when you accidentally mention it to your daughter.
 
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Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?
Toss it in the fire. Tell your daughter's boyfriend you should have just handed it to him instead.
 
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