Kentucky Fried Movie. A classic. The next movie the writers did was a little film called Airplane! Here's a scene from it that probably wouldn't be made, featuring the Beav's tv mom.
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Kentucky Fried Movie. A classic. The next movie the writers did was a little film called Airplane! Here's a scene from it that probably wouldn't be made, featuring the Beav's tv mom.
I came close.
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It is possible to substitute your tongue for the lower lip when making "m" sounds.
A man is sitting in a restaurant when a woman nearby sneezes.
She wipes her nose and shudders.
Not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to reading his book.
A little while later, the woman sneezes again. Again, she wipes her nose and shutters.
Curious now, but still not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to his book.
A little while later, the woman sneezes again... wipes her nose and shudders violently.
Overcome with curiosity, the man asks her why, after every sneeze, she wipes her nose and shudders uncontrollably.
She says, "oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a medical condition. You see, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man says, "Wow, are you taking anything for that?"
She says, "yes, pepper"
She wipes her nose and shudders.
Not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to reading his book.
A little while later, the woman sneezes again. Again, she wipes her nose and shutters.
Curious now, but still not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to his book.
A little while later, the woman sneezes again... wipes her nose and shudders violently.
Overcome with curiosity, the man asks her why, after every sneeze, she wipes her nose and shudders uncontrollably.
She says, "oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a medical condition. You see, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man says, "Wow, are you taking anything for that?"
She says, "yes, pepper"
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So a blonde female cop pulls over a blonde woman driver.
The officer asks for her license.
The blonde say "what's a license"?
The blonde cop says "it's in your purse and has your picture on it"
The driver hands over her cosmetic mirror.
The cop says "why didn't you tell me you were a cop when I pulled you over?"
The officer asks for her license.
The blonde say "what's a license"?
The blonde cop says "it's in your purse and has your picture on it"
The driver hands over her cosmetic mirror.
The cop says "why didn't you tell me you were a cop when I pulled you over?"
So... after a long drive, the father of a family pulls into a hotel for the night.
He walks up to the clerk and asks "Is your porn disabled?"
The clerk looks at him and says "No, it's normal porn, you sick fuck!!"
He walks up to the clerk and asks "Is your porn disabled?"
The clerk looks at him and says "No, it's normal porn, you sick fuck!!"
I’ll admit to it taking me a sec.A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks "is the bar tender here?"
