Football Superheroes

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Kind of dumb but it's a slow news day. Read the article by clicking the link in the title.
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Football Superheroes

James Wright

With X-Men: Days of Future Past opening this weekend, and with the football season still down the road, we wanted to have some fun assembling football rosters based on existing Marvel superheroes. This is our roster. Who is on yours?
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Two examples:

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    Professor X
    Name: Charles Xavier
    Position: Head Coach
    Strength: Telepathy
    NFL Counterpart: Bill Belichick
    What he brings: While it would be easy for the world's most powerful telepath to read the minds of the opposing offensive and defensive coordinators, that's not Professor X's style. He can instantly know changes in his players' moods, the true depth of their injury statuses and more. Plus, his experience running a school full of angsty teenagers with superhuman powers makes him more than qualified to guide a team full of football players with superhuman powers.
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    Associated Press/Marvel

    Hawkeye
    Name: Clint Barton
    Position: Wide Receiver
    Strength: Accuracy
    NFL Counterpart: Alshon Jeffery
    What he brings: At first glance, Hawkeye's inhuman accuracy sounds like a worthwhile trait for a quarterback, not a receiver. But as an archer, Hawkeye doesn't throw things, he shoots them. No, what makes Hawkeye a great wide receiver is that his understanding of targeting and timing means he always knows exactly where the ball is going to be, and he can get there to catch it. His knack for making incredible, heart-stopping catches is second to none.
 
It helps to read other teams minds after you videotaped them. He's just a cheater nothing more
 

Never thought of Sam as Cyclops. Good one...although I don't think Sam would be so melodramatic.

Chris Long = Iron Man

James Laurinaitis = Captain (R)America

Michael Brockers = Hulk

Greg Robinson = Colossus