This was not today but months ago.....
I would like to nominate my wife.....
She was backing up out of our drive way....with a car with a back up camera and a noise alarm if you get close to other vehicles.
She managed to hit my car and put a nice crease dent above my rear wheel well.
A car Id had for the sum total of about four months.
How you ask does an adult woman, who is a very good driver, with cameras, alarms, screens etc all in use manage to hit a car in her own driveway?
Messing with the freaking dog.....
It just....I cant....
But, here is the funniest (its all funny) part to me.
This happened the Sunday morning the Rams were playing the Jets in the cold last season.
She came back from taking the dog out.
Was just sitting quietly watching the game.....the Rams O struggling as was the norm doing that stretch of the season.
It was Higbees first game back. Higs is one of my favorite players.
He made his TD catch and I reacted, "Hell yes!! Welcome back dog!! HIGS with the TD!!"
As soon I yelled "HIGS with the TD!!" she looked right at me and said, "I hit your car."
LOL
She had to wait for the right moment.