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thought I would resurrect this thread with this Darwin Award Nomination (awarded posthumously)
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Did he have any children? If he did, it’s not technically a Darwin Award because his genes still spread.
Definitely qualified otherwise, though.
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What do you suppose the well thought out upside was going to be to this? Honestly, we need more of these dumbshits to do shit like this. #cullingtheherd
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We really need a shaking my head emoji
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You know - I want to give this a like - I really do but .... yeah um do I really want to be that mean.
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Too bad the security guard just tackled his ass.
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Really - future generations smarter?i always thought that the future generations were suppose to get smarter. then I see this gem :
Unwanted 'side' of marijuana found in food delivered by DoorDash driver
A Columbus man found marijuana at the bottom of a bag of food he ordered to be delivered.myfox28columbus.com
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Another Darwin Award winner, literally:
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Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos
Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...
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Another Darwin Award winner, literally:
Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos
Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...
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Is that part of the Spanish in-squish-ition?Another Darwin Award winner, literally:
Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos
Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...
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categorized under "you can't make this sh*t up".
myfox28columbus.com
and the local news story the next day:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX2ieNNQGIo
Hamsters found in suspect's pants following store break-ins in Hilliard
A Columbus man was arrested early Tuesday following a bizarre string of break-ins at several stores in Hilliard.VIDEO: Columbus police bust hamster bandit after
myfox28columbus.com
and the local news story the next day:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX2ieNNQGIo
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I nominate me.
just posted had to buy new rod to replace the one I broke Tuesday trying to horse one through very thick vegetation
total noob move
just posted had to buy new rod to replace the one I broke Tuesday trying to horse one through very thick vegetation
total noob move
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What about very long-dead politicians from parties that don't exist anymore? (Whig Party, for clarification.)
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Gonna resurrect this thread with a Florida Woman!
Florida Woman Arrested for Spraying Little Children with Bear Mace
Eighty-one-year-old woman sprays bear mace at a mother and her six-and-three-year-old daughters for playing with bubbles and being "too loud" in the driveway of their own home.
Enjoy prison, you cantankerous old bitch.
Florida Woman Arrested for Spraying Little Children with Bear Mace
Eighty-one-year-old woman sprays bear mace at a mother and her six-and-three-year-old daughters for playing with bubbles and being "too loud" in the driveway of their own home.
Enjoy prison, you cantankerous old bitch.
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This was not today but months ago.....
I would like to nominate my wife.....
She was backing up out of our drive way....with a car with a back up camera and a noise alarm if you get close to other vehicles.
She managed to hit my car and put a nice crease dent above my rear wheel well.
A car Id had for the sum total of about four months.
How you ask does an adult woman, who is a very good driver, with cameras, alarms, screens etc all in use manage to hit a car in her own driveway?
Messing with the freaking dog.....
It just....I cant....
But, here is the funniest (its all funny) part to me.
This happened the Sunday morning the Rams were playing the Jets in the cold last season.
She came back from taking the dog out.
Was just sitting quietly watching the game.....the Rams O struggling as was the norm doing that stretch of the season.
It was Higbees first game back. Higs is one of my favorite players.
He made his TD catch and I reacted, "Hell yes!! Welcome back dog!! HIGS with the TD!!"
As soon I yelled "HIGS with the TD!!" she looked right at me and said, "I hit your car."
LOL
She had to wait for the right moment.
I would like to nominate my wife.....
She was backing up out of our drive way....with a car with a back up camera and a noise alarm if you get close to other vehicles.
She managed to hit my car and put a nice crease dent above my rear wheel well.
A car Id had for the sum total of about four months.
How you ask does an adult woman, who is a very good driver, with cameras, alarms, screens etc all in use manage to hit a car in her own driveway?
Messing with the freaking dog.....
It just....I cant....
But, here is the funniest (its all funny) part to me.
This happened the Sunday morning the Rams were playing the Jets in the cold last season.
She came back from taking the dog out.
Was just sitting quietly watching the game.....the Rams O struggling as was the norm doing that stretch of the season.
It was Higbees first game back. Higs is one of my favorite players.
He made his TD catch and I reacted, "Hell yes!! Welcome back dog!! HIGS with the TD!!"
As soon I yelled "HIGS with the TD!!" she looked right at me and said, "I hit your car."
LOL
She had to wait for the right moment.