Does Username have the best ass on the forum? (Only serious replies pls)

[snackdaddy]

I used to have the best ass. But I switched from Sketcher's shape ups to Nike's walking shoe.

 

[Username]

If I could only come remotely close to channeling half the strength that resides in this man skullet.

 

[Mike]

This thread needs some eyebleach.com.

 

[LosAngelesRams]

Omfg @CodeMonkey you have a hairy ass!

 

[RamFan503]

My EYES!!! My eyes... You cruel bastard! Have to type fast. I keep seeing your hairy ass. And I know that IS yours. How? You remember.

 

[RamFan503]

BTW @Username my wife thought your ass was a little flabby and pale.

 

[LesBaker]

I didn't know they made sweaters for your ass.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I think it is quite obvious who has the best ass on the forum.

<---------------------------------Bingo!

 

[RhodyRams]

This is a weird ass thread.

Speaking of weird asses