"I'm out of Dapper-Dan! We'll feel so much better about ourselves when I have the proper hair jelly!"
" I said DaveFan'51 is THEE #1 Rams Fan of All-Time and there is no one close to him!!"
" I said DaveFan'51 is THEE #1 Rams Fan of All-Time and there is no one close to him!! Well, except maybe VeteranRamFan"
" But I was a Rams Fan before you where Born, so that has to count for something!"Fixed it for you Dave.