Bills hope the flying sex toy tradition ends tomorrow

[Memento]

I'd love for a Bills fan to pull off the Braveheart throw and stick it perfectly in the turf at the 50 yard line.

If a Bills fan does that, Josh Allen will be out of a job.

 

[Karate61]

While it has an element of humor there are children in the stands which make it inappropriate.

If everyone was 18 or over I'd feel differently.

I'm no prude, I think we all agree on that LOL, but this isn't cool.

It's not like getting a blowjob in the parking lot of Chuckie Cheese, but it shouldn't happen.

Well:

1. If they're young enough they don't know what a dildo is, who cares?

2. If they're old enough to know what a dildo is, then again, who cares?

 

[1maGoh]

With all the fighting and cursing all too common in the NFL stands in so many cities I find this to be hypocritical and much ado about nothing. As to your points I would agree but how many people will actually be able to see the dildo on the field? Not just see something but know they are looking at a dildo? I bet no one in the stands. And whats the worst that could happen, a kid says hey mommy that one isn't as big as yours!

This is an excellent point. Even huge dildos won't be easily identify for 98% of the stadium unless they zoom in on it on the jumbo-tron. Somehow I think the Bills have asked for that not to happen.

 

[Mojo Ram]

Well:

1. If they're young enough they don't know what a dildo is, who cares?

2. If they're old enough to know what a dildo is, then again, who cares?

 

[Akrasian]

Humorous as it might be - it's a bad policy to allow or even encourage fans to throw anything, especially with the goal of making it onto the field of play or towards players.

Yes, Brady is a dildo, but it still shouldn't be allowed.

 

[Corbin]

I’m just going to leave this here,

View: https://youtu.be/Q5HxcFdtuyw


I wonder how many ‘ piss on my nuts’ Brady had the ‘ball boy’ pick up so he can take home to please Gisselle because you know he isn’t doing anything.

 

[LesBaker]

I think the author spelled his last name wrong.

Well:

1. If they're young enough they don't know what a dildo is, who cares?

2. If they're old enough to know what a dildo is, then again, who cares?

But really who needs to see that?

Your 10 year old?

This is an excellent point. Even huge dildos won't be easily identify for 98% of the stadium unless they zoom in on it on the jumbo-tron. Somehow I think the Bills have asked for that not to happen.

Dude this is a "thing" now..........it's just fucked up that this happens.

 

[dang]

Time to up the ante Bills fans. Amp up the noise tomorrow whenever Pats are on offense even if it crosses the line (like the Saints whistledicks) - and beat these mfers already!!

 

[jjab360]

Anybody who's ever been to a football game before knows that it isn't actually a family environment and that it would be the least scarring thing to happen to some young fan that day were they to catch a glimpse of a flying dildo.

Tradition is tradition, let's hope this is the new J-E-T-S chant.

 

[Karate61]

But really who needs to see that?

Your 10 year old?

I was just joking around there a bit Les, just so you know!

 

[I like Rams]

While it has an element of humor there are children in the stands which make it inappropriate.

If everyone was 18 or over I'd feel differently.

I'm no prude, I think we all agree on that LOL, but this isn't cool.

It's not like getting a blowjob in the parking lot of Chuckie Cheese, but it shouldn't happen.

I found a pack of eraser heads shaped like dicks that my mom forgot to put up from a bachelorette party when i was about 8. I thought it ws hilarious. Kids arent going to know what its used for, they will just think its a fake penis.

 

[1maGoh]

But really who needs to see that?

Your 10 year old?




Dude this is a "thing" now..........it's just fucked up that this happens.

Clearly your childhood was very dissimilar to mine (sorry Dad). This is unfortunate for those kids, but really not that big of a deal.

 

[I like Rams]

As an NCO in the Army, upholding tradition was my last favorite part of the job. However, this is a great one. Let's do this at every stadium, every patsies game, every year.

Hit Brady with the damn things if possible. Anybody have a lead dildo?

I can prob find one, but its gonna cost you considering im going to have to hide it pretty deep...

 

[…..]

Lighten up Francis. I saw a dildo as a kid and I turned out alright I’m thinking.

The humor in this trumps the resilience of children to break through the awful trauma they would clearly suffer lol

No wonder Europeans make fun of Americans and their Bible Belt sexual concerns.

 

[bubbaramfan]

 

[Oldgeek]

A least is not a bottle!

 

[ProGen]

Strap some propellers to that bad boy and fly it at Belichick's face!

 

[Classic Rams]

I'm not keen to seeing things thrown on the field (remembering Browns and Aints), but since it's dildos and cheatriots I'll give it a pass. Anyone know the meaning of tossing those out on the field? Is there an inside joke that I missed?

 

[Ramhusker]

Wouldn't a "pocket pussy" be more appropriate??? Just saying..............

 

[551staaa]

There is a big difference between a fan yelling "that call is bullshit ref" and a rubber dick hitting the field.

Well now, there's a quote I have never encountered before.