LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...-of-plays-away-from-3-0-pd.40298/#post-634564

From - Fisher: Rams a couple of plays away from 3-0/PD

@StlRams99

seriously? and thats the exact reason i dont smoke pot.

@bwdenverram

My GF said I'm only 6" away from being a porn star too Jeff.

 

[RamFan503]

In response to the great tan line debate - @RamzFanz flew in under the radar with this one:

Love them. They are the runway lights in the dark.

 

[RamzFanz]

In response to the great tan line debate - @RamzFanz flew in under the radar with this one:

I became a man in Hawaii with a Japanese girl. Under those conditions as a newbie, drinking and in the dark, you need visual references. Fortunately, asians tan very very well and are white as can be in sun shaded spots.

French cut bikinis were in so it was like a glowing downward V.

"This is your captain speaking, please put your seats in an upright position and stow away your tray tables, we are approved for a safe landing"

If it's white, it's right. My life advice for inexperienced in the dark hunting of the promised land with sun tanned girls.

WARNING! Use that under these circumstances only. Repeat "If it's white, it's right" at a party and you will rightly get punched in the face.

 

[RamzFanz]

@TheDYVKX upon hearing that our dear David Wang didn't make the 75

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/the-first-cut-is-the-deepest.39397/

How

Did

I

Miss

That?!

God damned family and income I bet!

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/fisher-wth-dude.40659/

From - Fisher - wth dude?

@RamzFanz

I would sell off the entire 2016 draft to get a stout o-line if that's what it took. I would punch my grandma, me-maw, right in her face. Go get an o-line! Foles CAN NOT take this beating! :icare:
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@TheDYVKX

I would trade Cook right now for an average ham sandwich.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...he-end-of-kaepernick.40658/page-2#post-644458

From - 49ers@Giants Thread: The end of Kaepernick?

@CGI_Ram

I found myself chuckling every time they showed Tomsula on the sideline.

I just kept hearing his fart in my head.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Discussing the advantage of a strong offense or strong defense.

@PARAM

"You can't win a 0-0 game and the defense can put points on the board. An offense can't take any off it."

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...ason-for-pessimism-at-rams-bye-wagoner.40794/

From - Lack of complete offense reason for pessimism at Rams' Bye/Wagoner

@RamzFanz

As is often quoted: "you are who your record says you are."

It's a silly saying with no meaning. It's like saying you are who your wallet says you are.

@Zaphod

Nope, it's my fault.

 

[Rmfnlt]

It's like saying you are who your wallet says you are.

Isn't that how a lot of women look at men?

 

[Prime Time]

In response to the possible death of the Asian man, Glenn, on the Walking Dead...

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/what-browns-fans-are-saying-after-the-game.40932/#post-651247

What Browns Fans Are Saying(After The Game)

@Psycho_X

Those zombies are just going to be hungry again in an hour.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

In response to the possible death of the Asian man, Glenn, on the Walking Dead...

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/what-browns-fans-are-saying-after-the-game.40932/#post-651247

What Browns Fans Are Saying(After The Game)

@Psycho_X

Those zombies are just going to be hungry again in an hour.

Hilarious. May be best ROD quote ever.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/lb-jo-lonn-dunbar-signed-by-saints.41017/#post-652836

From - LB Jo-Lonn Dunbar signed by Saints

@-X-

It's like he's the football equivalent of a booty call.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...hes-promote-jim-bob-cooter.40948/#post-653044

From - Lions fire OC, O-line coaches, promote Jim Bob Cooter

@RamsSince1969

With his name, why he didn't get into gynecology is truly a failed career opportunity. We had a "Dr. Cocaine" locally back in the 80's and she was very successful.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...1-4-billion-over-six-years.41172/#post-656390

From - Bud Light will pay NFL $1.4 billion over six years

@RamBall

I still havent figured out if I'm an alcoholic because I'm a Rams fan, or if I'm a Rams fan because I'm an alcoholic.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...game-into-a-star-wars-game.41208/#post-657283

From - Jeff Fisher: “We don’t want to turn this game into a Star Wars game”

@-X-

Then get rid of Jar Jar Binks.

 

[-X-]

From GDT: Bradfords vs. Cowboys

Chip Kelly in Camo, looks a lot like Ned Beaty in Deliverance

 

[Rmfnlt]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...terback-nick-foles-wagoner.41290/#post-661013

the offense couldn't score on a hooker, if the fee was already paid

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/andrew-luck-out-2-6-weeks.41309/#post-661254

From - Andrew Luck out 2-6 weeks

@FRO

Man getting picked by my fantasy team is the kiss of death.

@RamsSince1969

Well, he can still make the Geico caveman commercials while resting, so it's not a total loss.

 

[Mojo Ram]

@CGI_Ram

1ST FIRE the OC
2nd draft a new QB
3rd draft or get someone that can catch the ball
4th get a better O.L.

I don't think any of that can be done in time for Chicago...

So what can we do this week?

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/so-rams-keep-3rd-round-draft-pick.41351/#post-662107

From - So, Rams keep 3rd round draft pick?

@KNUCKLEHEAD

Some see the glass as half empty, others see it as half full. I see it as .500