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Guy in one of my FF leagues had the audacity to post something in chat to the effect of having never experienced a bad QB as a Chiefs fan of only the last 10 years or so.
Lost my mind...I decided to regale him with what bad QB-ing is all about:
Started following LA in '77.
An old and decrepit Joe Namath that doesn't even finish the season. On to Pat Haden...all of Russell Wilson's size and stature with none of the arm talent or athleticism. Vince Ferragamo...had some good moments but was always good for a major brain fart at the exact wrong moment. To his credit, steered a team with a great defense to it's first SB and gave the defending champs all they wanted for 3 1/2 quarters. Lets see...who is next...ah yes...Retread 2.0 with Colts great Bert Jones who was so shot he couldn't move or throw. Literally.
Move into the mid-80s and the likes of Jeff Kemp and Dieter Brock, a guy that could over-throw a supersonic jet ffs. Then comes Jim Everett who looked like the real deal. Sadly he runs into the 49er dynasty and the team goes nowhere and he's washed after the Phantom Sack in the '89 NFCCG. From there, it's all down hill with the likes of TJ Rubley and Tony Banks who set an NFL record for most fumbles by a QB.
But then lightning strikes with the undrafted Kurt Warner and two SBs in three years with a Lombardi. He gets driven out of town by Mad Martz and mediocrity yet again ensues with the likes of Marc Bulger, Ryan Fitzpatrick way before he knew any Fitzmagic, Kyle Boller and Jamie Martin. Finally they get a franchise guy in Sam Bradford but with no talent and a bad offense he goes nowhere until he blows out his knee in consecutive years. But have no fear, Nick Foles is here! Until he's not.
Then along comes Goff and with a real coach in a real offense, success. But only to a degree.
Lost my mind...I decided to regale him with what bad QB-ing is all about:
Started following LA in '77.
An old and decrepit Joe Namath that doesn't even finish the season. On to Pat Haden...all of Russell Wilson's size and stature with none of the arm talent or athleticism. Vince Ferragamo...had some good moments but was always good for a major brain fart at the exact wrong moment. To his credit, steered a team with a great defense to it's first SB and gave the defending champs all they wanted for 3 1/2 quarters. Lets see...who is next...ah yes...Retread 2.0 with Colts great Bert Jones who was so shot he couldn't move or throw. Literally.
Move into the mid-80s and the likes of Jeff Kemp and Dieter Brock, a guy that could over-throw a supersonic jet ffs. Then comes Jim Everett who looked like the real deal. Sadly he runs into the 49er dynasty and the team goes nowhere and he's washed after the Phantom Sack in the '89 NFCCG. From there, it's all down hill with the likes of TJ Rubley and Tony Banks who set an NFL record for most fumbles by a QB.
But then lightning strikes with the undrafted Kurt Warner and two SBs in three years with a Lombardi. He gets driven out of town by Mad Martz and mediocrity yet again ensues with the likes of Marc Bulger, Ryan Fitzpatrick way before he knew any Fitzmagic, Kyle Boller and Jamie Martin. Finally they get a franchise guy in Sam Bradford but with no talent and a bad offense he goes nowhere until he blows out his knee in consecutive years. But have no fear, Nick Foles is here! Until he's not.
Then along comes Goff and with a real coach in a real offense, success. But only to a degree.