Sean McVay has Rams ready to destroy worlds....

[Faceplant]

Not the exact title of the vid, but could be. Sean is absolutely exhausting, but you can see how much respect Garrett has for him. Sean is a savant's savant. He's amazing, and he's our couch. Hallelujah.


View: https://youtu.be/sns4_tSDZ8U?si=iBp74srx2CiToQfc

 

[Merlin]

Most uncomfortable couch ever.

 

[Memento]

The best couch? Eh...if it's a nice Lockheed Lounge, maybe.

...Don't look at me, I just looked up the most expensive couches I could find, and it's apparently 3.3 million.

 

[Faceplant]

Oh ffs, yes.... He is the best COUCH the Rams have ever had. He is the Bugatti of home furnishings and we're lucky to have him. Now have a seat.... Let him massage your lower lumbar...

 

[Memento]

Oh ffs, yes.... He is the best COUCH the Rams have ever had. He is the Bugatti of home furnishings and we're lucky to have him. Now have a seat.... Let him massage your lower lumbar...

Kinky! What else do you have for me?

 

[Londoner]

Seeing we’ve got the best couch, surely the stadium should be renamed SoFa?

 

[Faceplant]

Seeing we’ve got the best couch, surely the stadium should be renamed SoFa?

Agreed. And it should be refitted with Lazy Boy recliners in place of stadium seats. That would be amazing, and would definitely reduce the amount of fights in the stands!! Ain't nobody tryna get out of a comfy Lazy Boy to throw hands!!!

 

[Londoner]

Lockheed Lounge

I’ve just googled that.

Surely an aluminium couch wouldn’t be very comfortable? Am I missing something?

 

[Memento]

I’ve just googled that.

Surely an aluminium couch wouldn’t be very comfortable? Am I missing something?

Look, I specifically searched the most expensive couches on Google, and that's what popped up as the most expensive. I looked at the price, not the quality.

 

[Faceplant]

I’ve just googled that.

Surely an aluminium couch wouldn’t be very comfortable? Am I missing something?

Oooh, just noticed the 5 syllable spelling of aluminum here. See, we yanks just tried to make the Kings English a little easier, haha.

 

[kurtfaulk]

Oooh, just noticed the 5 syllable spelling of aluminum here. See, we yanks just tried to make the Kings English a little easier, haha.

I always wondered why Americans said it that way. Are 5 syllables too many for you guys?

.

 

[Londoner]

I always wondered why Americans said it that way. Are 5 syllables too many for you guys?

.

Evidently.

NB: I could have put “indisputably” but that would have been too many syllables.

 

[kurtfaulk]

Evidently.

NB: I could have put “indisputably” but that would have been too many syllables.

You should have typed it in as indisputly so the Americans here can understand what you're saying.

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[Allen2McVay]

Rams On Demand … come for the Football, stay for the Linguistics.

 

[Faceplant]

Evidently.

NB: I could have put “indisputably” but that would have been too many syllables.

Yeah, we don't recognize anything over 4 syllables here. We're too busy being awesome!!!

 

[FaulkSF]

Tomorrow @Londoner will be quick to criticize how we yanks spell Labour.

 

[Londoner]

Tomorrow @Londoner will be quick to criticize how we yanks spell Labour.

And criticise.

 

[kurtfaulk]

Yeah, we don't recognize anything over 4 syllables here. We're too busy being awesome!!!

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is that part of the joke, changing metre to meter? or did they just not know the difference?

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[Merlin]

Yeah, we don't recognize anything over 4 syllables here. We're too busy being awesome!!!

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Goddamn right.

 

[snackdaddy]

Are the networks sure they want McVay in the booth? The other announcers would never get a word in. That guy's gotta have ADHD.