"Dicks: Has your weasel lost its' life? Don't despair. Has your Python packed it in?
No matter what you called him. The pup. The badger. Clem. He was your best friend. Wasn't he? And now he's gone.
Fret not!
Dicks Taxidermy will stiffen that bad boy! And he can be mounted for an additional $29.95- if you act now.
A limp weasel doesn't have to get you down. Think of us as the "little blue pill for pets."
You can admire him again. Gaze at him. Recall old memories. Call Dick today.