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I've been watching more rather than posting lately and I've figured out exactly what we need to do.
Fire Schotty and Walton.
Cut Bradford, cap space be damned. Get a rookie QB because rookie QB's throw for 5000 yards 40 TD"s without interceptions and go 19-0 now.
Cut Pead and Cunningham. We need another back but Richardson is only a third down back, so they gotta go.
Cut Cook he doesn't try hard enough. Cut Quick he doesn't get it. Cut Givens he's not doing enough. Cut Bailey, he can't get on the field and his rookie season is almost half over, he should have 1,200 yards now!. Cut Austin he's just a bust. Cut Pettis he's not good enough and we all hate him. Draft *insert player here* because he's the real deal and will be the best right away. Development is a myth.
Cut Dahl and Wells, too expensive. Let Saffold walk, too unreliable. Jake Long is on thin ice out there too. Cut Smith as hell because why the fuck not?
Cut Langford, not good enough. Cut JL he doesn't make flashy plays.
Cut Finnegan, he's been bad. Jenkins is on thin ice, one more bad play and he's cut. Get a FS.
Cut all of our depth guys because they're just depth guys.
Cut Greg the Leg, he's not 100% on the year.
Here's how our depth chart looks so far.
QB1 - Random Draft player
QB2 - Random undrafted player
HB1 - Stacy
HB2 - Random Draft Player
HB3 - Richardson
WR 1-5 - Random Draft/Undrafted Player
TE 1 - Random Draft Player
TE 2 - Kendricks
LT - Random Draft Player
LG - Random Draft Player
C - Jones
RG - Random Player
RT - Random Player
Defense:
LE - Quinn
DT - Brockers
DT - Random Player
RE - Long
OLB - Dunbar
MLB - Random Player
OLB - Olgetree
CB 1 - Random Player
CB 2 - Maybe Jenkins
FS - Random Player
S - Maybe McDonald
P - Hekker (he's our new captain)
K - Random Player
Coaches
HC - Fisher
OC - Random Coach
DC - Random Coach
I for one think that this plan makes total sense. We'll get this done in only 1 year obviously because that's how long these take. If not then we should fire everyone and do a total rebuild, because this isn't a rebuild at all.
This is obviously the most rational reaction to have of course.
Fire Schotty and Walton.
Cut Bradford, cap space be damned. Get a rookie QB because rookie QB's throw for 5000 yards 40 TD"s without interceptions and go 19-0 now.
Cut Pead and Cunningham. We need another back but Richardson is only a third down back, so they gotta go.
Cut Cook he doesn't try hard enough. Cut Quick he doesn't get it. Cut Givens he's not doing enough. Cut Bailey, he can't get on the field and his rookie season is almost half over, he should have 1,200 yards now!. Cut Austin he's just a bust. Cut Pettis he's not good enough and we all hate him. Draft *insert player here* because he's the real deal and will be the best right away. Development is a myth.
Cut Dahl and Wells, too expensive. Let Saffold walk, too unreliable. Jake Long is on thin ice out there too. Cut Smith as hell because why the fuck not?
Cut Langford, not good enough. Cut JL he doesn't make flashy plays.
Cut Finnegan, he's been bad. Jenkins is on thin ice, one more bad play and he's cut. Get a FS.
Cut all of our depth guys because they're just depth guys.
Cut Greg the Leg, he's not 100% on the year.
Here's how our depth chart looks so far.
QB1 - Random Draft player
QB2 - Random undrafted player
HB1 - Stacy
HB2 - Random Draft Player
HB3 - Richardson
WR 1-5 - Random Draft/Undrafted Player
TE 1 - Random Draft Player
TE 2 - Kendricks
LT - Random Draft Player
LG - Random Draft Player
C - Jones
RG - Random Player
RT - Random Player
Defense:
LE - Quinn
DT - Brockers
DT - Random Player
RE - Long
OLB - Dunbar
MLB - Random Player
OLB - Olgetree
CB 1 - Random Player
CB 2 - Maybe Jenkins
FS - Random Player
S - Maybe McDonald
P - Hekker (he's our new captain)
K - Random Player
Coaches
HC - Fisher
OC - Random Coach
DC - Random Coach
I for one think that this plan makes total sense. We'll get this done in only 1 year obviously because that's how long these take. If not then we should fire everyone and do a total rebuild, because this isn't a rebuild at all.
This is obviously the most rational reaction to have of course.