I can imagine it now.
Seabitches are the Chitauri, ugly (uniforms) things that are mindless and hellbent on destroying the Earth.
Gentlemen, it's time.
Cap'n Laurinaitisa
Iron Long
The Incredible Jack
Hawk-ford
Black D-Rich (not supposed 2 be racist).
See if they can't beat Seattle, they'll be damn sure they'll beat their asses and avenge their bullshit win.