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- Stu
Shit machines? Yeah… hate them too. But what question?
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Memento
Your (Somewhat) Friendly Neighborhood Authoress.
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- Jemma
Fucking impacted shit machines. Either they have a tiny bird penis or sand in their cloaca; that's the only explanation I have for those fuckers being such shits to everyone and everything around them, the motherfuckers.
But yeah, your question about if I like otters or ducks? My silence on that is your answer.
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- Bo Bowen
Squirrels would make terrible QBs...or squirrels.
Saw one of 'em last week, just sitting in the middle of the road, right on the stripe, about a block away.
Just sitting there, waiting for a car to "dodge".
I got close, he twitches, and makes a dash for it at the last second, so his squirrel buddies can chatter about how cool he is... ya he was aura farming.
Bonus aura for making the oncoming car wiggle a bit to avoid him.
These little jerks can sometimes make a car dodge into another one, head on.
I don't dodge 'em anymore, no sirree. They know what they're doing.
(no I don't swerve to hit)