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Is it time for an Aaron Donald top ten? Oh you bet it is. A drum roll please.
10. Aaron Donald makes onions cry.
9. Aaron Donald can slap the headless horseman.
8. As a kid, Aaron Donald made his dad go to his room.
7. Aaron Donald can hear sign language.
6. Aaron Donald once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
5. Aaron Donald can drown a fish.
4. Aaron Donald can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. Aaron Donald once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
2. Aaron Donald drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
1. Aaron Donald once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Aaron won by 5.
I'm not sure if people have seen this or if I'm just way out of the loop, but I figured I'd share anyway.
Its gonna be fun watching him play.
I heard he once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King. And got it.Is it time for an Aaron Donald top ten? Oh you bet it is. A drum roll please.
10. Aaron Donald makes onions cry.
9. Aaron Donald can slap the headless horseman.
8. As a kid, Aaron Donald made his dad go to his room.
7. Aaron Donald can hear sign language.
6. Aaron Donald once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
5. Aaron Donald can drown a fish.
4. Aaron Donald can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. Aaron Donald once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
2. Aaron Donald drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
1. Aaron Donald once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Aaron won by 5.
I'm not sure if people have seen this or if I'm just way out of the loop, but I figured I'd share anyway.
Its gonna be fun watching him play.
this sounds suspiciously like lines from SNL's "bill brassky" skits, lol. which is why i was expecting to see "aaron donald's penis has a toenail on the end of it."Is it time for an Aaron Donald top ten? Oh you bet it is. A drum roll please.
10. Aaron Donald makes onions cry.
9. Aaron Donald can slap the headless horseman.
8. As a kid, Aaron Donald made his dad go to his room.
7. Aaron Donald can hear sign language.
6. Aaron Donald once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
5. Aaron Donald can drown a fish.
4. Aaron Donald can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. Aaron Donald once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
2. Aaron Donald drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
1. Aaron Donald once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Aaron won by 5.