Using a phone book leaves no marks
That's some funny shit right there.
My best friend and I used to fish and dive a bunch right off of West Palm Beach. Where the Kennedy Compound is. I'm notorious for getting on the radio (boat CB basically) and talking all kinds of bullshit. When you're on the radio... you're supposed to say the name of your boat first when making a call.
Keep in mind, one of the Kennedy freaks had recently allegedly just beat a girl in the head with a phone book.
I would start out all of my bullshit radio calls there with .... "This is
Hit Her In The Head With A Phone Book".