- Joined
- Jan 23, 2013
- Messages
- 22,613
Roger Goodell has legally changed his name to Roger GODell.
He will reign over every crevice of football and players will be required to submit to weekly confessionals.
He won't allow any negative perceptions of the NFL to permeate the American public for the sake of the Shield. No tackling of the most popular player, the QB, of any sort. No cheap points by kickers. And under no circumstances should their be any privacy, coach policing, or picking on poor defenseless football players in a locker room. Oh and female reporters are still allowed inside where naked men shower because one of them may need comforting.
He will reign over every crevice of football and players will be required to submit to weekly confessionals.
He won't allow any negative perceptions of the NFL to permeate the American public for the sake of the Shield. No tackling of the most popular player, the QB, of any sort. No cheap points by kickers. And under no circumstances should their be any privacy, coach policing, or picking on poor defenseless football players in a locker room. Oh and female reporters are still allowed inside where naked men shower because one of them may need comforting.