BREAKING NEWS: GOODELL CANCELS WEEK 1

[Angry Ram]

In light of Peyton Manning's uncertainty for week 1, Commisioner Rodger Goodell has cancelled the first games. Since the NFL is risking millions of dollars if Manning doesn't play, cancelling this week's game is best for marketing purposes.

:nono:

Seriously, this is getting ridonkulous. Even in Oklahoma, the media guys are actin like this is the end of the NFL world. It's not. It sucks he won't be able to play, but hey 31 other QBs will. Get over it...

 

[Anonymous]

:what:

 

[Angry Ram]

 

[Memento]

Oh, thank fate. I thought you were serious for a second.

:idk?:

 

[Ram Quixote]

If he was serious, this would have been in the Rams Talk section.

Don't post angry ... :sly:

 

[Ram Quixote]

In light of Peyton Manning's uncertainty for week 1, Commisioner Rodger Goodell has cancelled the first games. Since the NFL is risking millions of dollars if Manning doesn't play, cancelling this week's game is best for marketing purposes.

:nono:

Seriously, this is getting ridonkulous. Even in Oklahoma, the media guys are actin like this is the end of the NFL world. It's not. It sucks he won't be able to play, but hey 31 other QBs will. Get over it...

Actually, 32 QBs will play, if some are QBs in name only.

 

[Memento]

If he was serious, this would have been in the Rams Talk section.

Don't post angry ... :sly:

I'm not angry. I only posted after I was sure that he wasn't serious. It's actually pretty funny now that I know it's a joke. Still, when I saw the title, it felt like I was going to get sick.

 

[JdashSTL]

I can already see the highlights of the Colts/Texans game. 90% will be shots of Manning on the sideline, 10% highlights of the game.

 

[Ram Quixote]

If he was serious, this would have been in the Rams Talk section.

Don't post angry ... :sly:

I'm not angry. I only posted after I was sure that he wasn't serious. It's actually pretty funny now that I know it's a joke. Still, when I saw the title, it felt like I was going to get sick.

I didn't think you were. That was just a little pun on Angry. Obviously too little.

 

[Angry Ram]

If he was serious, this would have been in the Rams Talk section.

Don't post angry ... :sly:

Oh hardy har har.

 

[classicpony]

Ooooooooooo NO!