Asshole Face stepping down from Saints

[RhodyRams]

press conference on right now

 

[BonifayRam]

press conference on right now

Saints Reportedly to Interview Dennis Allen and Aaron Glenn

New Orleans will schedule interviews to replace retired head coach Asshole Face.

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Falcons Twitter reacts to Saints coach Sean Payton retiring

On Tuesday, New Orleans Saints head coach Asshole Face announced that he's retiring from the NFL.

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Sean Payton leaving Saints could open up trade options due to salary cap issues

With Brees and Payton gone, along with $70+ million cap space issue, the Saints could be selling. Who could the Browns be interested in?

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[dieterbrock]

Lots of chatter on this in the coaching changes thread, but this deserves a thread of its own.
I had thought the Giants could be in play when he started waffling a couple days ago, but Dallas makes the most sense with Miami being a close 2nd.
He's a total d-bag but he's also a pretty sharp offensive mind

 

[The Ramowl]

Would love to have him out of the NFC, he's a pain in the ass and always is a problem for us.

 

[Merlin]

"Retiring." That shit cracks me up.

Saints need to ensure they get some picks for him, drive a hard bargain (they have him through 2024). Because that's a big organizational loss. Then hope that Loomis can make a good fucking hire to quicken the rebuild.

 

[TexasRam]

Aww I am sad.

It was so fun calling him asshole face.


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[Zodi]

Would love to have him out of the NFC, he's a pain in the ass and always is a problem for us.

McVay is 3-1 vs Payton, including playoffs

 

[Merlin]

It was so fun calling him asshole face.

We'll still call him asshole face. He'll just be in different colors.

 

[Deac]

We'll still call him asshole face. He'll just be in different colors.

Lol! You beat me to it!

 

[Memento]

What a fucking Asshole Face. Yes, I capitalized "Asshole Face", because he deserves it. He probably smells with his sphincter.

I'm far from a Saints fan, but the way he's leaving this team is just disgusting.

 

[CGI_Ram]

This late decision sorta hurts the Saints, yeah? They just now start their search… No QB in place... Good luck!

 

[Merlin]

This late decision sorta hurts the Saints, yeah? They just now start their search… No QB in place... Good luck!

QB purgatory.

 

[CGI_Ram]

QB purgatory.

Well… They do have Tasom Hill… for $12.2M per year for THE NEXT 4 YEARS…

Free Agent 2026

 

[AZRams]

QB purgatory.

Yeah, they are hosed.

 

[payote75]

He is rooting against the Rams. Shocker...he always seemed to never like MCvay but clever to come out with a joke hahahahaha if you had gotten in wtf would you have done???? Now to the heart of the matter we all got jokes.....let my Grinch face try and charm you guys and let's see if any reporter has the balls to put a question together like so.......

"So coach congratulations on your retirement and wish you the best that said just a couple of questions if I may
1. When did you realize you were retiring and did you factor in how you would be leaving this franchise up on arms as you have been it's rock?

2. We're there some internal conversations leading up to this that maybe could have prevented certain signing or resignings putting this team in what seems to be cap hell. For example Taysum Hill or worse Michael Thomas that's almost 100 million given up for a non starting caliber quarterback and a wide receiver who is top flight but hasn't played in 2 years and has mentioned wanting to be traded?

3. Lastly coach will you just retire outright or will you maybe consider consulting and helping this organization out as best you can since they are being left in shambles with nobody to steer the ship so to speak.

4. Here's a joke coach did you know that a number of non-saints fans refer to you as the Grinch? Boy coach hate to say it but I'd have to agree.

Good luck coach on your retirement........,.........asshole face!

 

[dang]

Asshole Face. Asshole Face. Asshole Face. Just checking!!

 

[Ramlock]

Asshole Face

cracks me up every time

 

[dang]

Asshole Face. Asshole Face. Asshole Face. Just checking!!Forever known as Asshole Face.

 

[ReekofRams]

"Retiring." That shit cracks me up.

Saints need to ensure they get some picks for him, drive a hard bargain (they have him through 2024). Because that's a big organizational loss. Then hope that Loomis can make a good fucking hire to quicken the rebuild.

You can’t get draft picks for a coach that’s retiring. You only get picks if he goes to another team.

 

[Merlin]

Pretty sure that McVay has stated that Harris will be groomed as a WR.
I'm more curious if this is a sign that Blanton has passed Hopkins on the depth chart and if he's picking up the blocking skills that make Mundt expendable ?

Yeah I think after that sideline catch Blanton just made he has passed Hopkins on the depth chart.

You can’t get draft picks for a coach that’s retiring. You only get picks if he goes to another team.

Precisely my point. He is just walking out of the mess he made.